HSE myth busters tackle 150 crackpot cases in one year

During that time it has been helping the public fight back against jobsworths who use safety laws as a convenient ruse to ban legitimate activities.

Health and Safety executive chair Judith Hackitt, who heads a team of experts that rules on cases when 'health and safety' is suspected of being cited for bogus reasons, has called for those making daft decisions to own up to their real motives.

Among the more crackpot cases exposed as myths by the panel in 2013 alone were:

•    The bars that refuse to pull pints in glasses with handles
•    The burger that could not be cooked rare
•    The toothpicks removed from the table of a restaurant
•    The shredded paper banned from a school fete's lucky dip stall
•    The cot bed that could not be made up by a hotel chamber maid
  

Evidence of the panel's power emerges with another case study when, after being told the experts had ruled that banning a bubbles machine from a birthday party was health and safety humbug, the venue backed down and let the bubbles blow.

Judith Hackitt said: "We never cease to be amazed by the cases we consider. Why on earth do people think that they can get away with banning pint glasses with handles, bubbles at a birthday party, or burgers served anything other than well done, claiming they are a health and safety hazard?

"The reality is that people hide behind 'health and safety' when there are other reasons for what they're doing, fear of being sued perhaps, or bad customer service. It's time for them to own up to their real motives.

"The sad fact is that while all this nonsense is being spouted, it overshadows what health and safety is really about Ð ensuring people return home without injury from their day's work, every day.

"We're helping people to fight back Ð and I'm delighted to hear of cases of our panel making jobsworths back down and admit they're wrong."

Employment Minister Mark Hoban, who has the Government portfolio for health and safety, said: "I despair when I read cases like these. Health and safety is there to protect people from serious risks, not to be abused by jobsworths who stop people getting on with their lives.

"Thanks to the panel we've already exposed 150 myths and we'll carry on holding people to account when they give health and safety a bad name."